Teaser Tuesday (74)

Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. To participate, simply do the following: Grab your current read Open to a random page Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
This week's teasers are from The Silent Oligarch by Chris Morgan Jones and The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex. Hope ya'll will enjoy them.
The Silent Oligarch by Chris Morgan Jones:

Every morning she came downstairs and stood slient by his side of the bed until something in his subconscious told him she was there. It was a slightly disconcerting way to greet the world. page 24.

The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex (review coming soon):

"I AM PRINCIPAL ANGER COORDINATOR ASSOCIATE-OF-THE-MONTH GORG FOUR-GORG! HUMANS WILL GIVE ME BAD INFORMATION AT THEIR PERIL!" page 279