Teaser Tuesday: Be Prepared

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB of Books And A Beat. To participate, simply do the following: Grab your current read Open to a random page Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn't give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

This week's teaser is taken from Be Prepared by Vera Brosgol. Enjoy.

Be Prepared by Vera Brosgol-

They keep all the icons in a little house so they don't get wet. I am jealous of the saints for the first time ever.

Guess what? You can see my thoughts (at long last) on Vera Brosgol's Be Prepared!! Just hop on over to see what I thought of it!!